Why are you an eejit m’dear?

Oh you’re still awake too? :D Because I am Matt Smith and managed to be the first person after nearly 100 years to rip a page in my Sherlock Holmes novel (it just had to be me after all this time) and I fell half way down the stairs, slide across my room on some books and woke up half the house yelling, nearly murdered myself boiling eggs and can’t seem to stop animate objects bashing off my head. (oh and door frames jump right in front of me)…Oh lordy I’m a danger to myself! I’m normally so clumsy but this is a whole new level hehe